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• Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
  Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive....
• Homer: You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed.
  Episode: Don't remember, do you?...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
• If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't stand for it.
  Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna...
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...