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• A woman is like a dresser...some man always goin' through her drawers. -- Blind Lemon Pledge
• A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin' through her drawers.
  --- Blind Lemon Pledge...
• Homer: This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
  Grandma: Oh, yes, right in the drawers. [they both laugh] Home...
• Bart: Oh, I'm never _ever_ going to see anything interesting with this stupid piece of junk.
  [disassembles telescope, puts it away] [a woman screams] That came from Flanders' house!...
• A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Fro
• A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
  Somewhere, somebody's tired of her....
• The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary.
  She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed. -- Norto...