A Puritan Is Someone Who Is Deathly Afraid That Someone, Somewhere, Is Having Fun.

A Puritan Is Someone Who Is Deathly Afraid That Someone, Somewhere, Is Having Fun.

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PURITAN: Someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
-- H. L. Mencke...
Somewhere out there someone has put out a reward for anyone actually having seen a calorie.
TEAMWORK: Having someone to blame.
To argue with someone who has drunk too much is like having an argument with someone who isn't there.
And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?
ell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!...