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  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• Unknown An obviously upset golfer drove his cart over to the edge of a small river winding through the course.
  He stomped out of the cart, grabbed his entire golf bag, and heaved it into the middle of the river....
• A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse apartment and were admitted by the butler.
  Mr. James," one told the busi- nessman, "we have some good news and some bad news about your missing wife....
• There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
  For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephantÕs tail, really hard....
• Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity.....
• King John and King Paul had been at war for years, and King Paul was getting tired of it.
  He decided to make peace between himself and King John....
• 23 There was a young lady of Dee Who went down to the river to pee.
  A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were me....
• Define "henpecked." A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife.
• One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
  One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual....