Why Did The Condom Fly Across The Room? Because It Got Pissed Off.
Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it got pissed off.
Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room? A: It got pissed off.
Why did the fly dance on top of the pickle jar? Because it said twist to open.
Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
A: Because he was an Esso Bee....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.