I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a 'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.

I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a
'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it...
Underneath someone had scrawled...
'...SO WAS THE TITANIC !!'

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