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Science Humor
- Here are some phrases used to remember SIN, COS, and TAN.
(SIN = Opposite/Hypotenuse, COS = Adjacent/H, TAN =...
- Three Laws of Thermodynamics (paraphrased):
First Law:
You can't get anything without working for it.
Second...
- Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"?
A:
A parroty error!!
Q: What did the circle say to the...
- A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed
to be in a room but 5 came out,
2 have to go in so the room gets
empty.....
- The upgrade path to the most powerful and satisfying computer:
* Pocket calculator
* Commodore Pet / Apple II...
- If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulder of giants.
Isaac Newton
If I have not seen as far as others,...
- He thinks he's really smooth, but he's only C^1.
He's always going off on a tangent...
- A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.
The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty...
- Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you
guys so much money,
for laboratories and expensive equipment and
stuff...
- An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a
problem:
to fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The...
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