Here are some phrases used to remember SIN, COS, and TAN.
(SIN = Opposite/Hypotenuse, COS = Adjacent/H, TAN = O/A)....
Three Laws of Thermodynamics (paraphrased): First Law
You can't get anything without working for it. Second Law...
Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"? A
A parroty error!! Q: What did the circle say to the tangent line? A: "Stop touching me!...
A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty.
The upgrade path to the most powerful and satisfying compute
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants.
-- Isaac Newton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders....
He thinks he's really smooth, but he's only C^1. He's always going off on a tangent.
A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.
Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff.
Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they nee...
An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a problem
o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house....