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SMS Jokes
- News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv
another playing football and the third one was caught...
- God made man and then rested
God made women and then no one...
- The longest sentence known to man
I do....
- CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading...
- Crime doesn't pay
Does that mean my job is a crime...
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20...
- Why were males created before females
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final...
- I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat...
- ALGEBRA
A weapon of math destruction...
- Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead
They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy...
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