- News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.
.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message... - God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
- The longest sentence known to man: "I do.
- CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading thi... - Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
... Now read without the word dog.... - Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
- I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you.
..wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!... - ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
- Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.
They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p....
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