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The complaint department at the parachute packing... - Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
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Because they don't have any.... - What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T.
phoned home... - What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women... - A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend... - Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring,
a wedding ring, and... - How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much... - Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of
man your wife would have preferred... - If you jogged backward ...
would you gain weight...
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