- If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
- Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog... - If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
- Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
- I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
- I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
- Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
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