- What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed... - Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up... - Jesus saves, he shoots,
HE SCORES!... - Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through
his stomach is aiming just a little too high... - I'm late for work because the train driver had an out
of body experience and didn't come back for a day and... - I like Kids.
But I don't think I could eat a whole one... - How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one.
To slam the car boot shut... - What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill?
A miracle... - Whats the definitoin of suspicion?
A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field... - Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's?
Cos they fall through his hands...
