- What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't
you've told her twice already... - What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie
One screwd the miners, the other screwed... - Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease
A: Her IQ goes up... - Jesus saves, he shoots
HE SCORES!... - Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through
his stomach is aiming just a little too high... - I'm late for work because the train driver had an out
of body experience and didn't come back for a day and... - I like Kids
But I don't think I could eat a whole one... - How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one
To slam the car boot shut... - What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill
A miracle... - Whats the definitoin of suspicion
A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field...
