- Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!... - Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs... - I think drinking and driving is terrible.
You always spill it when you change gears..... - There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend.
Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant... - What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing... - What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him... - I've used up all my sick days,
so I'm calling in dead... - A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for... - Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing,
Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you... - What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg,
let it finish...
