- Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers???
Yer Gran... - What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?
Honey, I'm home... - What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS?
A bitch who knows everything... - How do you save a man from drowning?
Take yer foot of his head... - Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens... - Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A:
He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator... - Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all... - A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer.
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"... - Why do farts smell?
For benefit of the deaf... - I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ...
what say we tie up for the night...
