- Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's
Cos they fall through his hands... - Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers
Yer Gran... - What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love
Honey, I'm home... - What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS
A bitch who knows everything... - How do you save a man from drowning
Take yer foot of his head... - Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll
A: We don't know. Never happens... - Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
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He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator... - Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore
A: An f****ing know it all... - A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here... - Why do farts smell
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