I Want To Suck You... Lick You... Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You.

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  Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast....
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• THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT One day ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel.
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