I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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- She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - A list of classic pick=-up lines
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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the... - BE A KID AGAIN....
Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces Sing into... - An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you... - THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
(Must be read with an Italian accent)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress... - Italian Jokes
- THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT -
Ona day Ima got to Detroit to a big hotel. Ina morning... - THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT
One day ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel.
Igo down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, "I... - Stupid People...
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say,
"I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would... - Barbie's Letter To Santa:
Dear Santa,
Listen you cheery old man,
I've been saving your butt every year, being the perfect...
