- What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
- Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?
- What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
- WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
- What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
- Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
