- Aim for the stars. But first,
aim for their bodyguards... - Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other,
"Do you know how to drive this thing... - What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action... - Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A:
What, what... - WOMAN:
The most efficient money reducing agent known to man... - What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion... - Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV... - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh... - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't,
you've told her twice already...
