- What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg
let it finish... - Aim for the stars. But first
aim for their bodyguards... - Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
Do you know how to drive this thing?... - What is the difference between a woman and a magnet
Magnets have a positive side... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action... - Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A
What, what... - WOMAN
The most efficient money reducing agent known to man... - What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion... - Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV... - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet
He was looking for Pooh...
