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• Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
• Q: What did God say when he made his second black man. A: "Oops, burned another one.
• You know God wouldn't have made women smell like fish.
  .. ...if he hadn't made cum look like tartar sauce....
• That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
• God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
• Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.
• God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the World!