- From: will1990@dunkirk.UUCP (SID PSYCHO EAT'EM UP WILLIAMSON)
Never, under any circumstances, be left alone with a cross-eyed nun
with a bullwhip in one hand and a bottle of Gin in the other.
- From edsews!roberts@uunet.UU.NET Thu Nov 3 19:36:45 1988
How do we know Jesus was jewish?
1) He lived at home until he was 35....
- How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, but theres only really one!
From: "Jon C. Slenk" <firstname.lastname@example.org>...
- A priest and nun are playing golf. They come to the first hole and
the nun goes first.
She swings and the ball goes beautifully. It
was a hole in one....
- Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first
hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft.
from the hole. The first one
to go was Moses. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but i...
- Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are
standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have bee...
- Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John,
come here, quick!
John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord....
- How do you make Holy Water?
Boil the hell out of it.
- Hugh Hefner and Heather Thomas die and go to heaven.
They are greeted by
St. Peter who says to Hugh, "You have corrupted the lives of many men and
boys alike with your pornography....
- A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the
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