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Religion
- From edsews!roberts@uunet.UU.NET Thu Nov 3 19:36:45 1988
How do we know Jesus was jewish?
Four reasons:
1) He lived at home until he was...
- How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, but theres only really one!
From: "Jon C...
- A priest and nun are playing golf. They come to the first hole and
the nun goes first.
She swings and the ball goes beautifully. It
was...
- Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first
hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft.
from the hole. The first one
to go was Moses. He...
- Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are
standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
Peter.
St. Peter looks at the first one and says,...
- Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells,
"John, John,
come here, quick!"
John hear's the...
- How do you make Holy Water?
Boil the hell out of it...
- Hugh Hefner and Heather Thomas die and go to heaven.
They are greeted by
St. Peter who says to Hugh, "You...
- A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
She
decides that she can no longer life wiht these...
- Yesterday I became a Jehova's Witness.
Not because of the religion but
so they would stop...
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