Jesus Is Hanging On The Cross. As He Is Haging, He Yells, "John, John, Come Here, Quick!
Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John,
come here, quick!"
John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord. As he
gets there the guards catch him, cut off his legs, and through him back
in the crowd.
Jesus yells again, "John, John, come here quickly, quickly!"
So John, crawling on his hands alone, approaches the cross. The guards
catch him again, cut off his arms and throw him back in the crowd.
Jesus yells a third time, "John, John, you must come quickly, time is
So John with his tremendious faith, using his chin alone, approaches
the cross. The guards do not see him and he gets to the base, flips over
and says, "Yes Lord."
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