From edsews!roberts@uunet.UU.NET Thu Nov 3 19:36:45 1988
How do we know Jesus was jewish?
Four reasons:
1) He lived at home until he was 35.
2) He went into his fathers business.
3) He thought his mother was a virgin.
4) His mother thought he was a god.
How do we know Jesus was jewish?
Four reasons:
1) He lived at home until he was 35.
2) He went into his fathers business.
3) He thought his mother was a virgin.
4) His mother thought he was a god.
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