Hugh Hefner and Heather Thomas die and go to heaven. They are greeted by
St. Peter who says to Hugh, "You have corrupted the lives of many men and
boys alike with your pornography. You have only one chance to get into the
kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even one unclean
thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall
into hell where you will cry and nash your teeth."
Hugh decides that this will be easy for the tunnle is only 100 feet long.
So he begins down the tunnle with St. Peter following behind. About half
way down the tunnle St. Peter leans over towards Hugh and yells "Tits!!"
and a trap door opens and Hugh falls down into Hell.
St. Peter then goes to Heather Thomas and says, "You have corrupted the lives
of many men and boys alike with your sexy looks. You have only one chance
to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even
one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you
will fall into hell where you will cry and nash your teeth."
They begin there long trek down the tunnel. About half way down St. Peter
leans over towards Heather and a trap door opens and St. Peter falls down
into Hell.
St. Peter who says to Hugh, "You have corrupted the lives of many men and
boys alike with your pornography. You have only one chance to get into the
kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even one unclean
thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall
into hell where you will cry and nash your teeth."
Hugh decides that this will be easy for the tunnle is only 100 feet long.
So he begins down the tunnle with St. Peter following behind. About half
way down the tunnle St. Peter leans over towards Hugh and yells "Tits!!"
and a trap door opens and Hugh falls down into Hell.
St. Peter then goes to Heather Thomas and says, "You have corrupted the lives
of many men and boys alike with your sexy looks. You have only one chance
to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even
one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you
will fall into hell where you will cry and nash your teeth."
They begin there long trek down the tunnel. About half way down St. Peter
leans over towards Heather and a trap door opens and St. Peter falls down
into Hell.
Related:
- Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was... - A priest, a minister and a rabbi all died at the same time and met at the
Pearly Gates.
St. Peter stood before the locked gates and looked... - Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged
as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so... - Two Priests...
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but... - A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St.
Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going... - Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a
famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups ... - The Engineer...
An engineer dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "What! An... - Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly
gates,
where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a...
From the same category:
- Eleazer Bokar appeared at the gates of Heaven and knocked for
admittance.
The great doors slowly swung open and the patriach... - Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to
join the Church under the condition that he would,
henceforth, obey all the laws governing the Catholicism... - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got... - One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea,
when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two... - A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten,
but he was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor...
