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Religion
- Adolph Hitler was having terrible nightmares, and so he decided to go
to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could find the source of his
problem.
"I am sorry but I am unable to help you solve...
- One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea,
when
one of the nuns leaned towards the other two...
- One day, a very naive, newly ordained priest discovered that he needed
to get something in town.
Having never been there before, he was
looking forward...
- Cleveland still lives. God MUST be dead.
God gave us relatives;
thank goodness we can chose our friends.
Q: Why...
- Christian:
1. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book
that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
2. One who follows the teachings for Christ in...
- History has the relation to truth that theology has to
religion -
i.e. none to speak of.
-- Lazarus Long
"If...
- Did you hear about the Unitarian branch of the Ku Klux Klan?
They burn question marks in people's front yards.
...
- Then there was the woman who bought herself a Lamborghini,
and
though she wasn't particularly religious, she...
- From: will1990@dunkirk.UUCP (SID PSYCHO EAT'EM UP WILLIAMSON)
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and -
From: suz@tc.fluke.COM (Suzanne...
- THE FIRST SERMON
The new priest, at his first Mass,
was so afraid that he was unable to speak.
Before...
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