Adolph Hitler was having terrible nightmares, and so he decided to go to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could find the source of his problem.
I am sorry but I am unable to help you solve y...
One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do.
One day, a very naive, newly ordained priest discovered that he needed to get something in town.
Having never been there before, he was looking forward to the excursion....
Cleveland still lives. God MUST be dead. God gave us relative
hank goodness we can chose our friends. Q: Why don't Baptists do it standing up?...
Christian: 1. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
2. One who follows the teachings for Christ i...
History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion - i.
e. none to speak of. -- Lazarus Long "If God wanted us to have a president, He would have sent us a candidate....
Did you hear about the Unitarian branch of the Ku Klux Klan?
They burn question marks in people's front yards. From: blblbl!hilda (Hilda Marshall)...
Then there was the woman who bought herself a Lamborghini, and though she wasn't particularly religious, she had worked hard for the car and wanted it blessed.
She asked the rabbi next door to ble...
From: will1990@dunkirk.UUCP (SID PSYCHO EAT'EM UP WILLIAMSON) - and - From
firstname.lastname@example.org.COM (Suzanne Jurgensen)...
THE FIRST SERMON The new priest, at his first Mass, was so afraid that he was unable to speak.
Before his second week at the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he could relax....