- Abe meets his frind (friend) Isaac on the street.
Isaac
Abe, why are you looking so sad?
Abe: It's my son.... - Job, in all his suffering, discusses with his friends his blamelessness
and seeks their counsel as to why the Lord has afflicted him.
They agree
that he, Job, has done nothing to deserve such misfo... - Did yhou hear that Jimmy Swaggart is starting up a new magazine?
He
has everything set but the name. He doesn't know whether to call it
'Prayboy' or 'Repenthouse'.... - What's a jewish delimma??
Free ham.
From fredonia!
dunkirk!kaws1990@cs.buffalo.edu Mon Oct 24 22:35:53 1988... - In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted
with a huge, mean bear.
In all his fears, his attempt to shot the bear was
unsuccessful.... - Why are synogoges round?
So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out the collection
plate.
From osu-cis!att!mhuxu!cff@tut.cis.ohio-state.edu Wed Oct 26 09:05:09 1988
... - CHURCH NOTICES
This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the
church.
The children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday, at 7:00 p.m., there will be a meeting of... - PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC
ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
.. and could you do it
right now?
TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.... - A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten, but he
was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor had placed in front of the
floor that he had just washed.
It read: PLEASE DON'T W... - Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft
before The Final Masterpiece.
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