Yesterday I became a Jehova's Witness. Not because of the religion but so they would stop comming to my house.
A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
In a monistary in Wyoming, everyday before breakfst the Superior would chant "Good Morning, Good Morning" and the Brothers would all chant back "Good Morning, Good Morning.
There was only one p...
One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
God came down to the Pope and said to him, "JP, you have been a good pope and so I am going to reward you with three wishes.
Stunned, the Pope said, "First of all, I would like the world to end i...
There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.
The first nun got up and...
There where 2 novice nuns and a mother superior riding a three person bycicle.
they were riding along when they hit a bump. As they hit the 2 novices giggled....
What is black and white and black and white and black and white andblack and white.
A nun rolling down a hill....
This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
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