- Yesterday I became a Jehova's Witness.
Not because of the religion but so they would stop... - A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
On his way there two nuns look at him and he says... - Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was... - In a monistary in Wyoming, everyday before breakfst the Superior would
chant "Good Morning,
Good Morning" and the Brothers would all chant back... - One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid... - God came down to the Pope and said to him, "JP, you have been a good pope
and so I am going to reward you with three wishes."
Stunned,
the Pope said, "First of all, I would like the world... - There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when
they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their
greatest sins where.
The first nun got up and... - There where 2 novice nuns and a mother superior riding a three person bycicle.
they were riding along when they hit a bump. As they... - What is black and white and black and white and black and white andblack and
white.
A nun rolling down a hill... - This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will
post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
If you hate religious jokes or think that I am making...
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