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Religion
- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT?
A: Because he got...
- Jesus and Moses are in Heaven, fishing from a rowboat.
As they were
fishing, they began to reminisce the...
- Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven,
God and
Jesus went down to earth to play some golf...
- After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was
doing on Earth,
St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present...
- Bill, Frank, and Rod were waiting for entrance into Heaven.
St. Peter
walked up to Bill and asked, "How many times...
- After being killed in a tragic auto accident, Fathers Tom and Mike
were met at Heaven's gate by St.
Peter. St. Peter walked up to them
and said, "Hello...
- Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf.
At one part
of the course, they came up to a short...
- Eleazer Bokar appeared at the gates of Heaven and knocked for
admittance.
The great doors slowly swung open and the patriach...
- Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to
join the Church under the condition that he would,
henceforth, obey all
the laws governing the Catholicism...
- Adolph Hitler was having terrible nightmares, and so he decided to go
to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could find the source of his
problem.
"I am sorry but I am unable to help you solve...
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