A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races.
However, at the local auction, the goi...
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got nailed on his boards....
Jesus and Moses are in Heaven, fishing from a rowboat.
As they were fishing, they began to reminisce the miracles they performed when they were on Earth....
Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven, God and Jesus went down to earth to play some golf.
Going into the last hole, which was a difficult par 5, they are par for par. Jesu...
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....
Bill, Frank, and Rod were waiting for entrance into Heaven.
St. Peter walked up to Bill and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife, and remember, I will know the truth....
After being killed in a tragic auto accident, Fathers Tom and Mike were met at Heaven's gate by St.
Peter. St. Peter walked up to them and said, "Hello, fathers. Since both of you have been such...
Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf.
At one part of the course, they came up to a short shot over a shallow pond....
Eleazer Bokar appeared at the gates of Heaven and knocked for admittance.
The great doors slowly swung open and the patriach Abraham stepped out, blowing his golden trumpet....
Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to join the Church under the condition that he would, henceforth, obey all the laws governing the Catholicism.