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  Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
• Q: What does NASA stand for?  A: Need Another Seven Astronauts  0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date
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• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• A Jewish couple have a Son who is a bit troublesome
  at age five he starts in school, and pretty soon, his parents get to hear that things aren't going well....
• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• A CHINESE PERSON IS HAVING DINNER WITH HIS JEWISH FRIEND.
  AS BOTH ARE ABSORBED WITH THEIR MEAL, THE JEWISH FRIEND HAULS OFF AND BELTS HIS CHINESE FRIEND, KNOCKING HIM TO THE FLOOR....
• POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING What he says.
  ...........................What he means ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "My fellow citizens"....