Why are synogoges round?
So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out the collection
plate.
From osu-cis!att!mhuxu!cff@tut.cis.ohio-state.edu Wed Oct 26 09:05:09 1988
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Did you here about the Jewish - Japonese restarant?
Its called So sume.
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When does the Jewish male fetus become a person (according to religious
custom)?
When it graduates from Law school.
So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out the collection
plate.
From osu-cis!att!mhuxu!cff@tut.cis.ohio-state.edu Wed Oct 26 09:05:09 1988
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Did you here about the Jewish - Japonese restarant?
Its called So sume.
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When does the Jewish male fetus become a person (according to religious
custom)?
When it graduates from Law school.
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