Job, in all his suffering, discusses with his friends his blamelessness
and seeks their counsel as to why the Lord has afflicted him. They agree
that he, Job, has done nothing to deserve such misfortune. In deep despair,
Job raises his voice to the heavens, "Why, oh Lord of Heaven and Earth,
Why???"
The sky darkens, the clouds boil, lightning and thunder crsh all about Job. A mighty voice comes out of the storm, "BECAUSE,....
YOU PISS- ME- OFF!"
and seeks their counsel as to why the Lord has afflicted him. They agree
that he, Job, has done nothing to deserve such misfortune. In deep despair,
Job raises his voice to the heavens, "Why, oh Lord of Heaven and Earth,
Why???"
The sky darkens, the clouds boil, lightning and thunder crsh all about Job. A mighty voice comes out of the storm, "BECAUSE,....
YOU PISS- ME- OFF!"
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