PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC ARIES Dear God, Please Give Me Patience.
PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC
ARIES Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it
TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
GEMINI Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
CANCER Dear God!!!
VIRGO Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like
You did the last time.
LIBRA Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other
hand, what do you think is best?
SCORPIO Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors,
even though the b*****ds don't deserve it!
SAGITTARIUS Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million
times, help me stop exaggerating.
CAPRICORN Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a
long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
AQUARIUS Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
PISCES Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch
tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
"The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
Dead Men Read No Mail My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail....