In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted
with a huge, mean bear. In all his fears, his attempt to shot the bear was
unsuccessful. Thus, he turned away and started to run as fast as he could.
Finally, he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.
But, he got on his knees, opened his arms and said,
"My God! Please give this bear some religion!"
Then, there was a lightning in the air and the bear stopped just a feet short
of the hunter. The bear was puzzled and looked up in the air and said,
"My God! What you are about to receive ... "
From evren@wuibc.wustl.edu (Evren Senol)
with a huge, mean bear. In all his fears, his attempt to shot the bear was
unsuccessful. Thus, he turned away and started to run as fast as he could.
Finally, he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.
But, he got on his knees, opened his arms and said,
"My God! Please give this bear some religion!"
Then, there was a lightning in the air and the bear stopped just a feet short
of the hunter. The bear was puzzled and looked up in the air and said,
"My God! What you are about to receive ... "
From evren@wuibc.wustl.edu (Evren Senol)
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