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• Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland? A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
• Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
• Q: What's black, has two legs, and flies? A: A bird.
  Q: What's black, has four legs and flies? A: Two pairs of trousers....
• Iraq's national Bird: DUCK!
• Q: Why was Jesus NOT born in Poland? A: God couldn't find 3 wise men!
• Q: Why aren't there any ice cubes in Poland? A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
• Q: Then he says 'I have to kill you because you can identify me'. A: Did he kill you?
• Q: Why do black women eat watermelon with their panties off?
  A: To keep the flies off the watermelon....
• Rub him out... One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
  The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya?...