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• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A 50 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
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• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About half way.