- Q: How can you tell a black person has been shot in the head? A: By the hole in his radio
- Q: Did you hear that the NFL is going to use green footballs next year?
A: Did you ever hear of a black dropping a watermelon?... - Q: Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? A: He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller.
- Q: What will they call the first black test tube baby? A: Janitor in a drum
- Q: Why can't little black kids play in sandboxes? A: Cats_______________________
- Q: Have you heard about the new black disaster movie? A: It's called A-pack-of-lips Now
- Q: Why is Ray Charles smiling all the time? A: Because he doesn't know he is black.
- Q: How come there were no black people in the Flintstones? A: They were all apes back then.
- Q: What do you call two black motorcycle cops? A: Chocolate CHiPs.
- Q: Why do blacks keep chickens? A: So the kids can learn how to strut.
