- Q: What do you call a black with a C.B. A: Thief! Thief!
- Q: What do you call a Negro woman with braces? A: A Black and Decker pecker wrecker.
- Q: What do they call the black Smurfs? A: Smiggers.
- Q: Why does Georgia have blacks while California has Earthquakes? A: California got first pick.
- Q: What is Sickle-Cell Anemia? A: AIDS for spades.
- Q: What do you get when you cross a Black and an Indian? A: A Sioux named "Boy".
- Q: Did you hear about the new dare devil, Ku Klux Knievel?
A: He's going to try to jump over 50 blacks with a steamroller!...
- Q: Why don't black people make good mountain climbers? A: Their lips explode at 10,000 feet.
- Q: Why are black people always horny? A: You'd be horny too if your head was covered with pubic hair.
- Q: What's the difference between blacks and snow tires?
A: Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them....