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• Q: What do you call a Polock with an I.Q. of 176? A: A village.
• Q: What do you do when a Polock throws a grenade at you? A: You pull the pin and throw it back.
• Q: How do you break a Polock's finger? A: Punch him in the nose.
• Q: How many Kentuckians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A1: All of them A2: Only one.... they'll screw anything....
• Q: What did the Polock do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.
• Q: How do you keep a Polock in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
• Q: What do the Pope and 7-UP have in common? A: "Never had it, never will.
• Q: Why does a Polock wear a hat to the toilet to take a crap?
  A: So that he will know which end to wipe....
• Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.