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• Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
  Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got nailed on his boards....
• Why was Jesus Irish? He didn't leave home till he was thirty, he hung around with 12 other guys, his mother thought he was god, and he thought she was a virgin.
• Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
• This reminds me of a story that a former roommate related to me.
  In college he and a group of friends got revenge on complete strangers....
• Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf.
  At one part of the course, they came up to a short shot over a shallow pond....
• Honk for Jesus The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.
  I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did....
• Q: Why did the DA drop the charges against Pee Wee Herman?
  A: He couldn't get it to stand up in court ......
• Jesus and Moses went to the links one morning to play a round of golf.
  Moses, out of deference, allowed Jesus to tee off first....
• Q: Why did the minister get AIDS? A: He didn't wash his organ between hims.