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  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polock who locked his family in his car?
  A: It took him an hour to get them out with a coat hanger....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman? A: He was gladiator.
• Q: Did you hear about the scientist who was experimenting with rats?
  A: He switched to lawyers so he wouldn't form an emotional attachment....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....