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• Q: What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? A: Reservations.
• Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
  A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......
• What is a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine? I wanna go to Miami.....
• Q: How can you tell a Jewish American Princess has had an orgasm? A: If she drops her nail file.
• What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
  A computer that never goes down on you....
• Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
• Q: What's the definition of a virgin? A: An ugly third grade
• Definition of a Jewish dilemma: Free ham.
• Q: What is a Jewish dilemma? A: Free ham.