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• Q: What does a Jewish wife make for supper? A: Reservations!
• Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's definition of natural childbirth? A: No makeup.
• Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
  A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......
• What is a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine? I wanna go to Miami.....
• Q: How can you tell a Jewish American Princess has had an orgasm? A: If she drops her nail file.
• What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
  A computer that never goes down on you....
• Q:" How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy. "A:" What?! And ruin my nails???...
• Q: How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to pour the Tab, and one to phone Daddy....
• Q: How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to get a Tab, and one to call Daddy....