Q: How can you tell if a dirty old man is Jewish?
A: He says, "Hey little girl, wanna buy a piece of candy?"
A: He says, "Hey little girl, wanna buy a piece of candy?"
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In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either,
while in the U.S. you can get whatever you want for...
