I can't remember the last time I forgot something.
I forgot all about my Amnesia Anonymous meeting!
I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy folks?
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.