- I can't remember the last time I forgot
something... - I forgot all about my Amnesia Anonymous
meeting... - I know it all
I just can't remember it simultaneously... - I used to think I was indecisive
but now I'm not so... - If ignorance is bliss
why aren't there more happy folks... - If you believe in telekinesis
raise my hand... - If you can't beat your computer at chess
try kickboxing... - If you can't laugh at yourself
I'll do it for you... - If you don't like the way I drive
stay off the sidewalk... - If you smoke after sex you're doing it
too fast...
