It is bad luck to be superstitious.
I've been meaning to start procrastinating for some time
I've met zucchini with more potential.
I've seen condom vending machines, but this one installs.
I've told you a million times--stop exaggerating!
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Jerk: what is found on both ends of fishing lines.
Life: a terminal, sexually transmitted disease.
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...
Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.