- It is bad luck to be
superstitious... - I've been meaning to start procrastinating
for some... - I've met zucchini with more
potential... - I've seen condom vending machines,
but this one installs... - I've told you a million times-
stop exaggerating... - Jealousy is all the fun you think
they have... - Jerk: what is found on both ends of fishing
lines... - Life: a terminal,
sexually transmitted disease... - Logic:
The art of being wrong with confidence..... - Love is grand.
Divorce is twenty grand...
