- It is bad luck to be
superstitious... - I've been meaning to start procrastinating
for some... - I've met zucchini with more
potential... - I've seen condom vending machines
but this one installs... - I've told you a million times
stop exaggerating... - Jealousy is all the fun you think
they have... - Jerk: what is found on both ends of fishing
lines... - Life: a terminal
sexually transmitted disease... - Logic
The art of being wrong with confidence..... - Love is grand
Divorce is twenty grand...
