- LSD: Virtual reality without all the expensive hardware
- Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
- Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
- Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
- Not all men are fools, some are bachelo
- Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Originality is the art of concealing your source.
- Prunes give you a run for your money.
- Psychic convention canceled due to unforeseen problem
- Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
