LSD: Virtual reality without all the expensive hardware
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Not all men are fools, some are bachelo
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Psychic convention canceled due to unforeseen problem
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.