- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
- There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
- I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
- A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
- If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
- Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
