If You Can't Beat Your Computer At Chess, Try Kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Witty Words of Wisdom: Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them....
Those crazy soviets... Date: Mon, 29 May 89 12:51
20 EST I had misplaced the paper this was in and thought I'd lost it....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
My modem can beat up your modem!
My tagline can beat up your tagline!
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, eggs or meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob....
My kid can beat up your honor student!
My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.