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• Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk.
• ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ®
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• I stay in marvelous shape! I worry it off.
• BE ALERT!! STAY ALIVE!! CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!!!!!
• C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
• BE A KID AGAIN.... Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
  Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces Sing into your hairbrush Grow a milk mustache Smile back at the man in the moon Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away Dunk your cookies Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing Step carefully over sidewalk cracks Change into some play clothes Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich Have a staring contest with your cat Eat ice cream for breakfast Kiss a frog just in case Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck" Blow the wrapper off a straw Refuse to eat crusts Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no" Watch TV in your pajamas Ask "Why?...
• I Like to help you out,which way you come in?
• Something for the men to consider... I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder.
  This evidently pissed the driver off, enough that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off....