Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of intelligence?
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
90% of all statistics are made up
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.