- Illiterate
Write for a free brochure..... - I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and
Don't... - I'm multitasking
I read in the bathroom... - I'm not afraid of flying
I'm afraid of crashing... - I'm not picking my nose
I'm pointing to my brain... - I'm not schizophrenic
and neither am I... - I'm so broke I'm thinking about starting my own
government..... - Imaginary numbers
Umpteen and zillion... - In an atomic war
all men will be cremated equal... - Insomnia isn't anything to lose
sleep over...
