Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid!
From the department of redundancy department.
Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.
Ground Beef: A cow with no legs.
Have you heard of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle? I'm not sure...
How do you make a Mac faster? Throw it harder!
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
I can never find the time to procrastinate.