She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something like that.
Shin - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Stick \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work.
Synonym: word used when you can't spell the one you wanted
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
The Apathy Anonymous meeting was canceled due to lack of interest.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
The Procrastinator Ananymous meeting has been put off till next week.
To reformat a CD-ROM, use steel wool & heavy pressure
Tonight's forecast: Dark, followed by light.