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• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
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• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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• Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.
  Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid down and be quiet....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when . . . 1. your twin sister forgets your birthday.
  2. you wake up face down on the pavement. 3. you put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
• Originality is the art of concealing your source.