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• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
• Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you can pick up a rock.
• Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock.
• Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• Non-Sequitur Quotations "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron....
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....